Here are a couple of recipes that I think you'll enjoy. Well, you certainly won't get fat using them...most likely.
THE BEST ZUCCHINI RECIPE EVER!
1 bushel zucchini
1 pair of sunglasses
1 raincoat
A moderately fast car
Go to a busy parking lot. Drive around until you find an unlocked car. Put the zucchini in the back seat and drive away FAST before you are discovered!
ELEPHANT STEW
1 Elephant
Plenty of salt and pepper
2 rabbits (optional)
First catch your elephant. Then cut into bite-size pieces. (This should take about two months.)
Add enough brown gravy to cover your elephant an cook for about four weeks at 250 degrees C.
This serves 3000 people. If more are expected, add two rabbits, but do this if only necessary as people do not like to find hares in their stew.
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